Ready to discover what the stars have in store for your sex life for the rest of 2024? We’ve partnered with the mystical Zara of Artegrande to bring you a tantalizing tarot forecast. Zara, a metaphysical pixie with over five years of tarot reading experience, a budding Ifa priestess, and the CEO of the Nigerian-based aromatherapy company Oparline, has pulled one card for each zodiac sign. Together, we’re diving deep into the cosmic energies guiding your raunchy encounters and sensual experiences for the upcoming months.
From Aries to Pisces, this is your ultimate guide to navigating passion, pleasure, and everything in between. Whether you’re single, in a relationship, or exploring new connections, there’s something here for everyone. So, sit back, relax, and let the stars and tarot reveal what’s coming your way.
Let’s get into it, shall we?
Aries—Sex Bunnies
The Sun indicates a period of joy and happiness in your sex life. Open communication about your sexual preferences and where you and your partner stand will bring about a strong sense of bonding and an increased physical and emotional connection.
If you don’t have a partner, expect to meet someone with whom you’ll have an instantaneous and strong connection, making you comfortable and relaxed enough to explore. This could lead to a time of great satisfaction and pleasure with your partner. You’ll be having a lot of sex (surfaces will be put to the strength test) due to your high energy and vitality. Your Aries will definitely be Ariesing.
However, beware. Don’t get so “dick-whipped” that you lose your head. Use protection. If you’re careless, you could end up with a baby.
Taurus—The Ultimate Lovers
When this card came out, I had to pause and laugh a bit because, of course, the 2 of Cups would appear for Taurus. What better card for the Sensualists than the card of love, partnerships, romance, and emotional connections? Due to your high emotional bond with your partner, prepare for a feeling of emotional security and value while having intimate sex. Your partner will make you feel seen and worshipped. It’s beautiful, really.
Expect slow, sensual, and very intimate sex. There’s no need to rush; you both aren’t going anywhere. You and your partner are actively trying to prioritize each other’s pleasures. There will be enough foreplay away from the bedroom that you’re already wet by the time you make it to it…if you ever do. This is the ultimate lover’s union.
Gemini—Slow and Steady
You may be a little hidden or closed off about expressing your sexuality—not because you reject it, but because you are careful about who you let in. Sex isn’t your main priority. You are in no rush and have no desperation to scratch an itch. You are slow and calculating, taking your time to gauge if the other person is worth sleeping with. This way, you don’t become obsessed with someone after sex.
I’m not sensing a strong sense of partnership, but there could be someone you are talking to. You are trying to build up some intellectual stimulation before proceeding. It’s one thing to be horny; it’s another to regret sleeping with someone. I like your caution. But when you do open up, The High Priestess says that you’ll be having soul sex.
Cancer—Pressure
While Cancers are known for being homely and loving, the societal pressure to maintain this standard may be taking its toll on you. It can be challenging to prioritize yourself when you are expected to put others first. You may be feeling overwhelmed by responsibilities and pressures in your sex life, causing sex to feel more like an obligation and a source of relief/stress.
You might be experiencing pressure to perform or meet certain expectations in your sexual activities. Work, school, or personal obligations may be impacting your intimate relationships, leading to fatigue and a desire for solitude. Now is an excellent time to practice self-care and self-pleasure.
Recognizing that there is an issue is the first step towards finding a solution. There is a willingness to address these difficulties and work towards a more satisfying sexual connection. After all, no one should feel compelled to engage in obligatory sex.
Leo—Stability
You may not always have experienced a sexual relationship where your needs are met. The Ace of Pentacles indicates a fresh start or new beginning. Perhaps you’ve recently had a conversation with an old partner, or you’re meeting someone new. It’s a time of heightened sensuality and satisfaction.
In your current sexual relationship, there is a secure and stable foundation. Both partners feel safe and grounded because open conversations have taken place. You know your partner, and your partner knows you. There’s no shame in discussing your kinks and desires. This relationship is built on a foundation of acceptance and exploration.
Good for you, Leo—your lion is shining brightly.
Virgo—Found the Love of Your Life?
This could be either romantically or sexually. The Lovers card indicates that there is, or soon will be, someone with whom you feel perfectly in sync. You may not even need to discuss your kinks or sexual preferences because they are likely thinking the same things as you. You’ll find that things flow easily, with a strong sense of passion and intimacy.
In this relationship, you aren’t ashamed or embarrassed to openly discuss and explore your desires and fantasies. It’s a well-balanced relationship where both partners’ needs and desires are equally met. This unity in goals, values, and desires is a hallmark of a relationship infused with Virgo energy.
Libra—Edging
You may not be having a lot of sex. You and your partner are taking the time to learn about each other’s preferences, kinks, needs, and pleasure points, thereby building deeper intimacy. Seven of Pentacles says this is a long-term investment. While you will eventually have more frequent sexual encounters, there is no rush or pressure to perform at this time. There’s no pressure to perform or have sex.
I also see mutual edging in your future. There will be a significant amount of foreplay and flirting going on, gradually building up that sexual tension. It’s slow, it’s fun, it’s naughty. You’re both taking your time to savour the experience.
Scorpio—Spicy
What better way to enjoy sex than to fully embrace it without reserve? Are you ready for some spicy and passionate sex? Both partners are eager to explore and try new things, or you may meet someone who shares this adventurous spirit.
The King of Wands says there will be a lot of flirting and intense, magnetic attraction that makes it challenging to maintain self-control. But I’m not surprised, Scorpio, this is right up your alley. I also see elements of BDSM, indicating a power play where one partner learns to let go of control while the other takes the lead. There is just a willingness to explore and be adventurous. I’m here for it.
This scenario also indicates a passionate fling—a spark that burns brightly and intensely but may not be sustainable in the long term.
Finally, a warning: ensure you utilize protection as fertility is high at this time.
Sagittarius—Stalemate
In your sexual relationship, either you or your partner are facing a decision or dilemma. There may be conflicting desires, needs, or expectations that have recently come to light, causing uncertainty and hesitation about your compatibility. The Two of Swords indicates a stalemate situation where neither partner is willing to communicate or compromise. Both of you can sense that there is an issue that needs addressing.
There is a crucial need for open and honest communication. By addressing the underlying issues and expressing your feelings, you can break the deadlock and bring clarity to the situation. Finding balance and compromise is essential. It’s necessary to discover a middle ground where both partners’ needs and desires are acknowledged and respected. This will lead to a more harmonious and satisfying sexual relationship.
Capricorn—Ending
I’m sorry, but when this card came out the first time, I said no, because why? And then it came out again! So sorry, Capricorn, but for some, the Ten of Swords suggests there will be a painful ending or betrayal in your romantic or sexual relationship. This could involve feelings of being let down or hurt by your partner, leading to emotional distress. Be careful not to let that hurt lead you towards being sexually careless. We all know what the power of a rebound can do.
However, the Ten of Swords also indicates that while the situation is tough, it marks a turning point and an opportunity to move forward and heal. After the pain, there is an opportunity to rebuild and start afresh, potentially leading to a healthier and more fulfilling sexual relationship in the future.
This card also reflects feelings of emotional exhaustion and burnout in your sexual relationship. You might be overwhelmed by external pressures from your partner or internal conflicts. It’s important to address these issues openly and seek support if needed.
Aquarius—Boredom
The Two of Pentacles suggests you may be struggling to decide between multiple people, or you may be exploring your sexuality without the constraints of a closed or monogamous relationship. For those in relationships, however, you may be finding it challenging to balance your sexual life with other aspects such as work, family, or personal interests. This could be because your sex life has become somewhat monotonous.
While sex is enjoyable, if it has become boring, you may find yourself choosing other activities like hanging out with friends or attending yoga classes that have become more consistent and exciting parts of your life. To address this, consider trying something new and being open to exploration. Introducing novelty and maintaining a sense of fun and spontaneity can help keep the relationship exciting and satisfying.
Additionally, finding a balance between work, personal life, and intimacy is crucial for maintaining a healthy and fulfilling sexual connection.
Pisces—Self Advocacy
Oh, water sign, I happily see your emotional needs being fulfilled. Your desires and fantasies are finally coming to fruition in your sex life. The Nine of Cups indicates that you are building the relationship you desire, whether it’s romantic or sexual, through effective communication.
You are cultivating a deep level of self-trust, self-confidence, and self-love, which positively impacts your ability to connect deeply and intimately with someone else. With a newfound sense of self-love, you are able to advocate for your needs in a sexual relationship. You feel good about your body and your sexuality, no longer ashamed of being sexually active. You are realizing that intimacy doesn’t have to be one-sided.
So, yas, queen, advocate for yourself! We love to see it. Your pleasure matters too, and it’s empowering to see you embrace and assert your needs in your sexual relationships.
As we navigate the second half of 2024, let these tarot insights serve as a guide to understanding the ebbs and flows of your sexual energy. Whether you’re experiencing a time of fiery passion, thoughtful introspection, or somewhere in between, remember that your sexual journey is uniquely yours.
Embrace the moments of joy, learn from the challenges, and most importantly, prioritize your pleasure and well-being. Here’s to a year of deeper connections, tantalizing adventures, and unapologetic self-discovery. #YourPleasureMatters.
