Thing is, I might not be able to put you in 7 positions in 70 minutes like Tory, but what I can do is tell you about 7 positions in a 7-minute read.
Truth is, consensual sex is and will always be one of the truest forms of self-expression. Where else do you get to release your inner beast? Forget Exro, Intro, and Ambiverts. Everybody is a Sexivert.
That’s why here at 21, we can guess what kind of personality you have based on your go-to favorite sex position.
The Cowgirl position
The Position: If cowgirl happens to be your favorite position, then I stan and re-stan.
This is where the male partner lies or sits on his back, while the female sits on him and rides him like a cowgirl. It puts you in control because you can decide the tempo and rhythm you want, while getting your dominant freak on – yeehaw!
Your Personality: You absolutely love to be in control, and you want nobody telling you what to do or what not to do. You are a leader at heart who hates rules and knows how to run the show. You are a multi-tasker who loves to see the world from an unusual view. You have no time for unnecessariness or due process. You’re also the rebel in your friendship group.
The 69 Position
The position: Teamwork makes the dream work, doesn’t it?
The 69 Position is a satisfying position that has both parties aligned in such a way that they can give and receive oral sex simultaneously. It is deeply sensual, sexy, and mutually pleasurable. If sex was a number, it will definitely be 69. It’s the kind of position I think every couple should try at some point. The earlier the better too. Don’t 69 at Age 69. Somebody will break, and there will be premium tears.
Your personality: You are a loveable and considerate person. You believe in fairness and would most likely make a good judge. You’ve gotten teased a couple of times about how much of a nerd you are, but you don’t think so. You’re just someone who gives a lot of your focus, time, and concentration to whatever has to be done. You value your friendships and relationships, and you my dear, are a romantic.
The Doggy-Style Position
The Position: Wild baby, Wild. In this position, the woman is bent over and crouched on all 4 fours, or less (If it’s a variation), while her partner is positioned by her rear end doing the good work. It is said to be the most animalistic of the sex positions, but boy please, didn’t Biology name us as higher animals? Woof Woof us, please.
Your personality: You are an adventurous and free-spirited soul. Nothing holds you down and you go for what you want, even if it takes a fight. You are opinionated and you’re all for action, as opposed to words. You’re not a hopeless romantic because you believe love is more of logic than fantasy. You just want to have a good time and live your best life, with zero attachments. You’ve been in more casual relationships than actual relationships because you just haven’t found that special someone that deserves your loyalty. As long as you’re having safe sex, let your body bounce girl.
The position: This is a sex position where the man stays on top, and the woman lays flat on her back (but you probably already knew that). It is a face to face and body to body type of sensual position. It is romantic and is the most basic, down to earth and ageless sex position. If it isn’t basic and ageless to you, just hide your face- this isn’t for you.
Your personality: You enjoy the much simpler and finer things of life. You are easy-going, and people gyrate towards you because you are good vibes and drama free. You are sentimental about a lot of things and can be perceived as emotional. Sometimes you consider yourself boring, but you quickly shove away the thought and say you can’t come and kill yourself. You are original, ageless and the calmest among your group of friends.
The position: This is a sex-cuddling position where both partners are snuggled up for some side-to-side sex activity. Just picture the doggy position but in an embrace. I particularly think it is an innovative and interesting position because it’s intimate, but also lazy. It doesn’t require too much work from either partner and is great for clitoral stimulation!
Your personality: You’re an intense lover, but sometimes also very lazy. You’re also extremely romantic and protective. You wear your heart on your sleeve and are a lover of anything comforting – comfort food, comfortable clothes, and comfort sex. You are an intense lover who will do anything for their partner and friends. You are a loyalist and always hope people would be loyal to you too. You seek reassurance, and your love language is physical touch.
The Face-off position
The position: The Face-off is a really sexy position where both partners face each other, usually with your partner sitting on a chair or the edge of the bed, and you seated on his legs – (we all know it’s more than sitting sha). Here, the couple aims at body embrace and an emotional connection, while having untamed sex. The advantage of this position is that there is so much more sexual energy to be created and enjoyed, apart from the sexual intercourse itself.
Your personality: You have a dynamic personality. You’re the kind of person who could fit into any crowd. You enjoy deep and stimulating connections and conversations. You get bored easily – be it in your career or relationship choices, so you like to switch things up a lot. You, my friend, are a passionate lover.
The Wheelbarrow position
The Position: We do not sex-position discriminate at 21, but this one genuinely made me laugh. The wheelbarrow position is crazy but intensely erotic and if you get the hack of it, you’re a real G. In this position, the female partner lays on the bed with her back positioned in a way that looks like she’s about to do a push-up. Then, she spreads her legs, and the male partner comes as close to her rear as he can, lifts and carries her legs up (to his shoulders in fact), and then thrusts away. Truth is, you probably already know what this position is like, and my explanation is of no use. Yes, it’s you I’m talking to and honestly, all I have to say is how the hell do you guys do this? What is this strength and flexibility ladies!?
Your personality: You are the definition of adventurous. In fact, your girlfriends take notes from you. You are authentic and you love to try out new things. Your style and sense of doing things are different from the status quo. You are the craziest in your friendship group and you’re also sometimes that crazy ex.
So tell me, what does your go-to sex position say about you? Was I right or wrong, tell me in the comments!