Of course when it comes to noises we make during sex, everyone is different and has their own style.
While women are more expressive than men during sex, men have their own way of expressing themselves.
We’ve created (and enjoyed making) a short list of the 10 types of noises men make during sex:
1. Rhythmic grunts
This is pretty much the norm for most guys. A few deep grunts paired with thrusting is generally considered an okay way to convey that they’re having a good time.
2. Super low moans (Especially if he’s shy)
As you probably already know, men aren’t as vocal as women during sex. For guys who are shy, they are hardly vocal at all. Any sounds they make are almost inaudible. If you want to know a quiet/shy guy is enjoying himself during sex, you’re likely to hear very low moans in your ear from time to time.
3. Awkward silence
This one is just weird.. and so very creepy. Yeah sure like we’ve already pointed out, men aren’t as vocal as women during sex but to not make any sound AT ALL? If you’re a guy and you purposefully don’t make any sound during sex out of fear of making noise or hearing your own voice or whatever it may be, then you shouldn’t be having sex at all. How do you even expect your partner to orgasm when you aren’t giving him/her anything? silence during sex is just rude and a big turnoff. Like, carry your zero volume a** and be going.
4. A weird noise he’ll immediately regret
You know what we’re talking about, don’t you?
This actually happens more often than most guys will admit. You’re having sex and he’s doing his best to stay quiet while doing a bit of #1 on this list and before you know it, a weird sound has escaped from his lips. He obviously fought it, but it had to happen because everything.. just.. felt.. so .. good.
He’ll most likely pause for a brief second to see how you’ll respond and then get back to it. Do him that little favor and just ignore it.
5. Yelling out “oh yeah” and “you like that?”
Saying these two phrases once or twice during sex is a-okay, but repeating it over and over is just doing too much.
6. “I’m coming”
If you read that in Naira Marley’s voice, you aren’t the only one.
Ninety-five percent of the time he’s saying this when he’s about to orgasm or during.
7. Very real dirty talk
See ehn, there’s dirty talk and then there’s DIRTY TALK.
Its the kind that will make some women die of second hand embarrassment and make some others cum immediately.
Its so dirty, we don’t even want to type it out but we’re sure you know what we’re talking about.
8. Embarrassing high pitched squeals
Maybe just maybe, some guys stay really quiet during sex because they know their sex noises are truly embarrassing.
Maybe if men truly let themselves go like women do during sex, they’ll start screeching uncontrollably.
I mean, maybe not but it makes sense doesn’t it?
9. Heavy breathing
This is another classic. He might not yell or do too much, but when he’s breathing heavily, you know you just have to give your vagina a mental high five.
10. Screaming
If you’ve ever had a man scream (like literally scream) during sex then, we may need to have a private chat with you.
